Hey y'all!

What is a sock puppet doing here? Who? Like the security guard? Turtles shouldn't eat paper. Is this some kind of game to you?

Rude! I'll have you know puppets are extremely popular around here.
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Y'know Kermit was made out of a coat but Frank doesn't have any spare coats around so I'm a sock instead.
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Frank Wills! He made this website for a class in the UMD MSGIS program. Unfortunately the entire graphics budget went into me so this is the best picture we have of him.

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Right now he's in the UMD area, but Frank is originally from ATL. He got a CS degree from UGA and worked a few years as a data engineer at NCR. He came here because he heard there were more acronyms to collect around DC.
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No, that is a different Frank Wills. He was the one who uncovered the Watergate break-in. They aren't related, but both are from Georgia.
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That is true, eating large amounts of paper interferes with a turtle's digestive system. Luckily, unlike me this turtle is not real.
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Why yes, this interactable link does appear to take you to a game. You should give it a shot!
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